Posted by
kennedyrepublican on Wednesday, January 09, 2008 1:19:23 PM
I live in a little gem of a neighborhood right smack in the middle of Los Angeles. As with many Los Angeles areas our six little blocks just North of the 10 fwy and between two major off-ramps has its own name. Lately (or was it always?) Los Angelenos find the need to be more specific about where they live than simply indicating they live in Los Angeles. So, one no longer lives just in Los Angeles but in Koreatown, Hancock Park, Park La Brea or West LA. Sometimes even those designations are too broad and must be narrowed down as in the case of West Adams. West Adams thus is further reduced to Harvard Heights, Western Heights, Kinney Heights etc. Wherever one lives the one designation one does not want is "South Central". So although my house is IN the South Central Planning Area it is known as Western Heights. Such designations beget the inevitable Block Clubs and Homeowners Associations originally intended to be nothing more than Neighborhood Watch Groups but have since evolved into raging unchecked and bullying activist organizations with their rage typically directed at their own constituents. Were there bloody bodies in the streets no doubt the DA would be asking for injunctions against them but the bodies are not piling up and their power is ever increasing. Thus the street gang (100% Democrats) I most fear is NOT the local thugs for which there is police but my own neighborhood block club.
First Offense: Stolen Property Rights.
When we bought our house over ten years ago now there was little interest in the area. The homes were old, the freeway too close, the nearest cross-streets too transited and there were no residential friendly business nearby (we are surrounded by restaurant supply businesses). Today the freeway is still too close, the major streets too transited and there are still no residential friendly businesses nearby BUT the homes have been restored / remodeled / and sold to people who know they live in South Central despite our catchy name and would prefer to live elsewhere.
About five years ago, the local gang - I mean block club - decided that the homes needed to be preserved for all posterity. With the help of the bigger cosa nostra - aka West Adams Heritage Association and Los Angeles Conservancy they successfully assumed control over the exterior of our house under the auspices of the Historical Preservation Overlay Zone (HPOZ). Don't get me wrong - I am not opposed to "preservation" especially of public landmarks but my 1927 Monterrey Colonial house is not a landmark simply because of its age. Nothing remarkable happened in it - no one of particular note lived in it and it was not designed by a famous architect. It is just old - with lots of elbow grease it is perfect for us.
It is one thing to "preserve" a neighborhood as single family residential with appropriate setbacks and height restrictions but it is quite another to specify the type of exterior side yard walls, roofing material, paint, accessory buildings, landscaping, additions to / removals of anything and everything on the house as the all-encompassing HPOZ mandates. The HPOZ board - all appointed by various government agencies no less - must review and approve any and all work prior to the city even looking at it. HUH??????
As if that was not enough the neighborhood gang of 60 was successfully able to implement its evil plan OVER the objections of 180 petitioners. The Planning Commission stated that they did not understand why we would object if other areas of the city had not. Denying the designation because of the pesky majority would set a bad precedent - like Democracy or something.
So now my un-remarkable house has a governing board that makes sure that I re-roof the house with not only appropriate materials but the appropriate color shingles. At least the board in my neighborhood promised not to specify the paint colors of a house - as in their opinion they would consider them a "reversible" condition. So I painted my house rust, blue, green with a single yellow window just to tick them off. And they say Republicans want to legislate how people live.